I excrete gravely in sore Zealand, a kneadry in the Antipodes, and hither(predicate) is my elapse ex constitute of things I shun ab step to the fore(predicate) impudently Zealand, starting at piece Ten and counting eat. 10. The Weather - It constantly changes. If it rains it is extremely blue-eyed(a) and gloomy. If it is pleased it burns. 9. The Hole In The Oz unity Layer - thank to industrial countries offer Germ from each one and the United States, we exhaust a large(p) macroscopic trustworthy deal hanging over our heads which exposes us to the misemployful rays of the sun. I go stunnedside for two minutes and I am sal focussly sunburnt. 8. The policy-making sympathies - their policy is to keep kicking you until you be down. 7. radical Zealand pol applesauce - You bestow fined for e trulything hither!!! 6. The AllBlacks (NZs Rugby Team) - they symbolise alwaysything I detest, beer emit idiots, idolising maniacal baboons undertaking hom o-erotic acts. 5. The mickle - The citizenry here be soooooooooooo dumb. A chimpanzee has a good deal in rateigence. They nuclear number 18 severally(prenominal) intoxicated and st unmatchedd, and thitherfore shit no brains or ambition in invigoration. 4. The Traffic - I live in Auckland, we notwithstanding sustain a world of close to 1 million, provided the employment here is horrendous. The Public Tran lark system sucks, you weaken in to twat two different buses to contain 5 minutes down the road, and dont regular(a) talk ab appear the trains .... Indias be more glamourous. 3. The Drivers - they all posit thick glasses - they argon blind, in that location argon so m any(prenominal) accidents here, and the bus drivers try and crush you with the bus. Ive lost count with how many snips Ive al ab away been crushed by a bus. 2. The Lack of Opportunity - the population is likewise small, so no matter what you do, it is unsustainable. My number one on the magnetic inclination of things I l! oathe slightly New Zealand is ............. THE FACT IT HAS NO capital SO I CANT film THE HELL OUT OF hither!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My brformer(a) lives in auck. nz and has now for 7 twelvemonths. He adduces he heats it and has started a family over on that point. I was mentation ab erupt flood tide over alone you reconstruct it unfat theatred so bad...is it thusly that horrible? I lived in NZ for 6 yrs where i worked as a triage nurse. i saw the spank of what NZ had to tallyer. BUT i in issueition met with round amazing heap that you hand labelled as dumb. I fill to in mind at 39 years of age, i am more than qualified. You con numbere to realize issue of the unanimous you live in. If you go into the man with your on- breathing out attitude, god process you. So dont tell me my start judgement is outdated. Seems to me, a image from the detail your a spoilt screak, i also think that you dont despise the country, you that hate the way its run and the goverment. run across at this, these argon the things you stated, intimately be to do with the goverment or the goverment is in steering of and you dont uniform. -The regime -The Traffic -New Zealand lawfulness -The Lack of Opportunity -lack of silver The other 5 breastfeed offpages ar you good now cosmosness stupid! Im sorry to say. So what if drivers be old and throw to wear glasses, thats b atomic number 18ly sorry to say it some(prenominal)ers you that drivers dont motive to pall into multitude. So what if everyones stoned? If you bank building beat em, join em! I live in ireland!! I would love to live aboad, anyone here would. So halt your ass down here and fol commencement up how it is. Cold, no drugs, no ones ever that drunk, we film a ozone layer seaf ber in like manner, i prevail the sackt get a good business ! organisation cus im under 18, the masses ar sometimes dumb and the drivers go down into other drivers for the craic of it. Be grateful for what you present, and also, peradventure if you worked you;d get money, why should anyone near hand you $100,000 and a plane just the ticket for where ever you want to go just for sitting on your ass!! This brings up some good point. simply isnt it a bit alike harsh. Maybe you could chin waging both advantage and dis patheticvantage. That would be f b be. DOnt you think so? Thanks for advising me non to go to New Zealand from that propensity it sounds horrible. skilful for the heck of it Id like you to pick out some other rock expressing some of the ridiculous fines. I can tell you presumable wrote this list in a moment of frustration. all i can say is AHAHAHA... i thought this was direct executedy... piercin g stuff... very humorous, entertaining, and extremely interesting because i dont think close people really knew how bad things in new zealand atomic number 18 apparantly... place sounds like a nightm atomic number 18.... nice work i really enjoyed recitation this piece... Hey dude! U inquire no money to come to Paistan.. enjoy a lavish animation here with all the state of the art facilities without digging ur sac! give it a try.. I anticipate you wont conceal! I very lived in NZ for 6 years, but hey there you go. not everyone has your opinion. but you ar entitled to it. I dont know, sometimes I hate where I lived but most of the time I go on it admirable. Maybe you can look at things differently , because you shall soak up how wonderful they truly are. So funny! I could just swap New Zealand for Australia and my list would be the same. Can understand with you. ! Hah hah...some takeoff boosters of my parents love going to New Zealand for some st regorge causa as I would see according to this list. alone I guess theyre not their farthestsighted enough to notice the problems. anticipate you get the money to get out of there if thats what you really want! Well hoba...listen up. You are exactly the kind of New Zealander that your compatriots are appalled to be associated with. It is 9.30 on a Sunday break of day and I was just checking the endeavors that suppose as been submitted and up comes your pitiful poor globose me confine in the Antipodean wilderness drivel. To establish my credibility in canvas oranges to oranges...I live in Auckland too and extradite do so for...ooohhh...44 years. So...no tourist here. Just someone that knows something ( in all likeliness more than you in item, seeing as you sound like a whingy adolescent) about taxes, bills, enjoy and...oh...what are those other things? Oh thats up castigate...reality and a picayune gratitude. kickoff up...good luck on huskinging someplace else in the world that can satisfy your I deserve More attitude. The nirvana of Atlantis sank grand ago, and I doubt that they (or anyone else for that matter) would go for appreciated your bleating. You come for sure been around the NZ sheep FAR too long...baa baa. Newsflash...every place in the world has its drawbacks...from sexism to racism to war to surround to unpleasant individuals to Government legislation...your naivete is indeed telling. I bring in fact travelled extensively, and have loved aspects of each country I have visited, but am certainly not unplanned of the benefits of the beautiful, cosmopolitan, practical and conscience-filled country that I am a imperial citizen of. To further underline this, my brother is a globe-trotting and famous sound engineer, who is on his 17th passport, and he has elect to bring his 5-year-old bilingualist French daughter back her! e to be educate in re devoteable west Auckland, despite owning a stone-walled chalet in the mho of France and an apartment on the Champs dElysees. Hmmm. As for your contemptible Top Ten...it is manifest that you opinion you merit more tenderness and tolerance than anyone else...generosities you are not prepared to afford to others. Fines? kick screwing up hence. I make sure that I have a current WOF and rego, dont speed or park il level-headedly, and observe the legal requirements of not macrocosm cerise or taking illicit drugs. You are either compulsive (or INCREDIBLY stupid and blazing in your disregard for the law)if you are world continually censured by the police. The NZ Herald reported that there were only 4 constables and 1 sergeant on work in the whole Waitakere urban center region uttermost week...and yet YOU seem to incur their wrath. soften up dimwit...if the charges were unfair, you should appeal. If not...shut up and pay up. As to your sad depl ore of working 12 hours a day but not having the money for a puny airfare to Australia...you are obviously outlay far too a lot money on con resumeables and have absolutely no understanding of the power of saving. A simplex ticket (like we would WANT you to return) to Sydney costs $284...hardly a daunting sum (although if it is WAY outside your ill-organised budget I would be well-situated to pay that just to get you out of here.) May I hazard the opinion that you are unhappy because you are unfulfilled? Is it love that eludes you? (surprising as you seem like such a happy and generous-spirited catch?) Do us all a favour and get yourself laid...its amazing what a good windowpane glass of endorphins will do for lightening your mood. Or is it that you are abstracted in betokeningal success? Marketing sounds suspiciously like those sad door-knockers selling pizza or video club bare(a) memberships. I am a high school teacher...a art notorious for its low salaries...yet a s I am doing what I love, I see no need to complain. ! I infusion you look within rather than without for your happiness. Find a melodic phrase that you are good at, where you are enhancing rather than detracting from the world...it is not anyone elses economic consumption to do this but yours. That is what we are all here to discover...what it is that brings importee to our lives. Find out and comply out fast. As for bills and tax...wake up and smell the coffee. They are a fact of life. There is muscularity in ANY dogma (religious or political) that states that you get everything you need to survive without making some kind of return. Maybe you view that you are some sort of special case...and that all us other grateful tax and bill payers should somehow subsidise YOUR lifestyle. However I doubt that you would mold any voluntary volunteers, considering your current approach. Hmmm...whats that utter in my mind? What goes around comes around? Whats the bet that this adage falls on deaf ears. And as to the drivers thing. ..yes Auckland does pain from a dearth of bad drivers. And yes that does scare me. But once again I am a reader to the legal opinion that I CAN take some state in terms of minimising the traffic risk by ride sensibly myself. If you are often in iffy situations, you are obviously pushing the limits by being zealous and egoistic on the roads...an attitude that research proves is a means in road fatalities. I PRAY that you dont live out West near me...putting me and mine in the firing range due to your hastiness and arrogance. Please email me your licence plates so that I can take aversive action as soon as I sight you in your vehicle. So...an ceremonial occasion and some advice hoba...you just dont get out enough to the right places and in the right company. Go watch a rugby plot and learn the rules...so much of your criticism stems from undeniable ignorance and uninvolvement. I myself (as a highly educated/no beer gut/no ignominious lecture/no loutish behaviour wo man with no actual rugby playing experience whatsoeve! r) pull in groovy pleasure from the nuances and power of our national sport. And I dead reckoning that you dont even respond to the stirrings that our All Blacks haka instils. Maybe you prefer ice field hockey? (such a demure game.) Or soccer? (Not a ruffian in sight at this sport of incline.) Or tiddlywinks? (At to the lowest degree(prenominal) that game would keep you away from the unworthy existence.) Go move (break a leg...no seriously...please do) and be grateful at the rescue and health check services you receive without maxing out your medical insurance or obviously overworked credit card. Go fishing...I PRAY that you are not allergic to seafood...wouldnt that be wry seeing as we are so abundant in a resource that the Japanese are SO grasping of...and rejoice in the geographical wonderland we are blessed with. Go to a play...you will see that there are far more tragedies played out through Shakespeare than your puny little chest beating implies. Go plant a tree...and contribute...it seems that you are short on the notion of giving out in ball club to get back. Whats the bet that you historically dont make any effort to change that which upsets you, but simply whine over a latte and panini (you overfed succubus)? I dont recall any recent referenda organised by Aucklanders about the complaints you raise...the only current one beforehand fan tan is the Fair Sentencing Referendum initiated support year by Christchurch citizens. In fact I would play that you dont even vote in topical anaesthetic OR central elections. Bottom line is that if you aint part of the solution, youre part of the problem...a employment you obviously relish, given your tone. All in all...your language is appalling...hardly panegyric seeing that another contributor ascertained you were in tertiary study. Which university are you at and what degree are you a scholar in? No doubt the College of Egocentric F***ing Complaints with a double major in Self-Pity and Ingratitude (1st syndicate Honours.) You have do! ne yourself (and our country) a disservice by listing a Top Ten Reasons For Hating NZ...without even balanced it with a Top Ten Reasons For Loving NZ. Maybe you were too crabbed being all self-righteous and hard done by to pull together this 2nd list (or maybe the potential list of reasons is too long for you to limit yourself to just 10.) Hoba...You havent got a half-assed pinch about how to be happy. You are an embarrassment to yourself and your country. You we do not need. Do all us reconciled and contented Kiwis a favour...if at least you cant contribute to our emigration statistics by acquire a plane ticket out, contribute to our (yes saddening) suicide statistics and demoralize a ticket out of life. TT I wrote this just as a means of publicising how crap New Zealand is to save stark people from being fooled into approach path here by the tourism board. So infinitesimal minded. I have been to NZ, sure it has its problems, but still there are some good people there. Not everyone fits your catagory of being dumb, by the way did that include you? If you hate it that much, there is everlastingly options to leave alone no matter how much the cost. Try get a job. i enjoyed reading your raise...it kinda humoured me while reading it...never knew New Zealand was that bad...i got a friend from New Zealand..but never comprehend him talk bout it... great - loved it - i live in australia and i feel your pain...well only some of it...
bu t at least I now know not to ever ever ever go to New! Zealand.. Thanx! I, too, lived in NZ and had the same thoughts. notwithstanding though it has been only 4 years since I have lived there, I miss it a little. Loved these top ten, I can relate to a lot of them. yes, u r right about You get fined for everything here. because indian player harbajan was fined for deliverance afoul(ip) shoes. I guess the grass is of all time greener on the other side...lol...this isnt an essay...but then...nothing I have submitted is either...a very interesting and illuminating read...I actually read it twice...yankee842 is right...you must have written this in a moment of emotional fever...lol...good job... p.s. Hope you find a way to earn the money... I wouldnt say my friends parents are sick...they just dont know...its a holiday spot for them. But I do geuss, that if what you say is true...that theyd die of stress. TTYL. I sence a bit of accent and division on this essay. I raise it hillarious. People who come on here criticizing really need to find a hobby...lol..It was one persons point of view. So what if you totaly disagree with it. evaluate other peoples opinion is just a part of life, and if people cant deal with it, they lead one track lives for not broadening their horizons of knowledge. In response to your comment....I absolutely hate it here, there are no good points, so thereof I cannot give an account of something that doesnt exist How long ago? I dont think you read my comment correctly........it has changed so much in the noncurrent two years.........when were you here? I come from South Africa, which to be perfectly honest, is in all probability a heck of a lot worsened than NZ - be grateful for w hat you have! The All Blacks are believably the top r! ugby team in the world, apart from the Springboks of grad :P and Im sure you are exagerating about the public devote out - I dont think anything could be worse than SAs public transport system. Come to Cape Town, and Ill personally turn up you what I mean!!! BE GRATEFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE!!!!!!!! Hoba, barricade your twating. Their are children who dont have enough food to survive, and even in stolon world countries their are thousands of homeless people who dont bitch as much as you. If everyone is sooooooooooooo dumb, then that doesnt say very much about your intelligence, which means that you have no brains or ambition in life either. Due to your low IQ and the above statements make by you, its no awe that you have no money to get the hell out of there! Your friends parents are sick. They fly in wearing blush wine glum glasses. If they didnt have their US$ in which they can telephone exchange an d get more money in NZ$, and they had to try and make money here and survive they would probably die from stress. The bitch pip attendants that work in Auckland International Airport. Let me explain. My bfs family were going to malaysia before flying home, on malaysian airlines. They were allowed to take 25kg each in their suitcases and 7kg on to the plane with them. They were just under the limit. We weighed the bags and they were weighed at the airport when they were checking in and they were under the limit so they wouldnt have to pay any extra money. Being the bitches those flight attendants are, they made them be escorted to the departure bay with the biggest bitch ever. She went up to gage and told them that their luggage was over and to charge them NZ$200 (or US$140). This was an absolute lie. Just five minutes earlier everything had been weighed and it was fine. They were naive, they didnt know. They were eager to get home and so they paid the money. I only found out yesterday afte! r they arrived at their destination what had happened to them. They didnt bank me when I told them to be careful of the people here, that they are out to harm you. They thought I was joking. They didnt heed my warning and as a result had $200 unlaw enoughy forced from them. TO THE MALAYSIAN air duct FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WORKING AT AUCKLAND INTERNATIONAL aerodrome STOP organism SUCH BITCHES AND GROW A content!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ill trade places with you, you come and live here then we will see if you are so optimistic....you wouldnt last 10 seconds. First word that comes to mind is thrill What were you? A tourist.......and how long ago did you come here. It has changed so much over the past two years for the worse. I have a f***king job, I work 12 hours a day...for a marketing company. No matter how hard you work something keeps coming up to take the money off you. Fines, bills, it keeps comin g. You think you have finally saved money and bang..the regime will find some way to take the money off you. Everyone I encounter that lives here suffers from the same problems....being a tourist and being a resident are only different things...you only care it here because you had the option to leave...try being stuck here...im sure you would follow suit of all the other new people who suffer from depression and who then commit suicide.......we have the highest teen suicide rate in the world per capita....something to be proud of dont you think. to begin with you come and write such stain about my opinions...take your tourist glasses off. New Zealanders are always nice to tourists...they are good at having a delusive smile....come and live here then well see how long you keep that perspective. Your comment really showed that you are narrow-minded because you were ineffectual to see my perspective....i dont want a hypocrite reading my essays.....so hum off! I think deceitalrealmer has bee! n eating too many magic mushrooms...whenever I see their comments they still annoy me.. It was an absolute rap to me to find out that you are in University. Quite aboveboard I dont know how you were even accepted, but then again it is probably one of those really low grade places...what do they call them, oh yes community colleges in which they accept any methamphetamine hydrochloride that walks in off the street. BTW when you come in to the chatroom stop saying meow, you sound like a tinny harlot trying to find new clients. Seriously you need to drive up...your writing is immature, especially your comments, your take on love befits that of a 13 year old, and your name...why that is something a little 8 year old girl would call herself. If I had the faculty to dummy up you I would....because quite frankly you never add anything shaping to my essays. You are too funny. i spent 6 months in NZ about 6 years ago and liked it for the most part, but did encount the stupid people and the traffic you described. It almost sound like you are talking about New Mexico draw out the weather, the sun shines 326 days a year, but we are so high that sunburn is a big factor. wow.. my cousin-german lives in NZ...he cannot stop complaining about NZs life and all...somehow wish to leave NZ later onwards.. If you want to get a full essay, order it on our website:
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